From: Ian McNally, Psi Chapter President
Date: September 11, 2008 12:53:51 PM EDT
To: Doug Miller, Brad Brown (BOII), David Cottington
Subject: Spring Grades

Brothers,

Fall Convocation was today. You will be happy to know that the Psi Colony of Beta Theta Pi had the highest GPA on the entire campus. Our spring GPA was 3.5464. We, however, did not win the Woolery Cup because we were shy two members to qualify. Again, Phi Kappa Tau scored a tainted victory with a GPA of 3.1595. We kicked so much ass, that the college didn't even give us the number one spot, they simply placed us at the top of the list. Once the list is digitalized, I will forward you all a copy.

Yours in ___kai___,

Ian